With there more likely to be no extra debates between President Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, Fox Information host Greg Gutfield has determined to carry his personal.
President Trump is performed by a comic Taylor Fisher and the giggly Kamala Harris are performed by Estee Paldi, who eerily captures Harris’ unhinged, awkward and weird mannerisms.
Greg Gutfield: So who’re you with on November fifth? With only a few weeks left till the election, it would not seem like we’ll see a second official debate between Kamala and Trump. So we referred to as each candidates, and so they agreed to debate right here tonight. Please welcome former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris.
Vice President Harris, I’ll go to you first. You’ve got been on a media blitz this week. Do you suppose this may aid you win over voters?
“Kamala Harris”: Look, Greg, I will be clear. I need to make clear one thing. I grew up in a middle-class household. Our garden is lush and inexperienced. I do know that is what actually resonates with Individuals. Now, have a look at my week. Hurricanes come and go, however nonetheless calls her daddy? Howard Stern? He requested me to take a seat on the speaker. (Harris’ unusual snigger)
When you consider that method and what the American folks, the American voters, actually need to hear, I believe we hit the nail on the top. (Harris’ bizarre snigger)
Greg Gutfield: Mr. Trump, what’s your response to that?
“Donald Trump”: sorry. Ron DeSantis referred to as. He returned my name so shortly. Ron, we’ll name you again. She sings a nursery rhyme. Nobody knew what she stated. One fish, two fish, crimson fish, dumb fish. We all know she’s a dumb fish, however she will be able to’t reply the query of what she would do in a different way than Biden.
She might have stated, I am not going to fall off my bike. I will not fall down the steps. She might have stated, I am not going to die as president. What a layup. I will not die.
He could be the first president to be assassinated by time.
She could be the primary president to be assassinated for stupidity. Give it some thought.
Greg Gutfield: Subsequent query for you, Mr. Trump. What would you do on day one if re-elected?
“Donald Trump”: So I wouldn’t let males play girls’s sports activities. Do you consider we’re speaking about it? The one ball on the court docket needs to be for dribbling, proper? Used for dribbling. I’ll finish the racists, give it some thought, Greg, the racists DEI, proper? DEI, as a result of she, give it some thought, she was the primary DEI worker, the primary autistic hyena within the Oval Workplace, and we’ll put that in there. We’ll put it in.
Greg Gutfield: Vice President Harris, do you need to reply to that?
“Kamala Harris”: Let me let you know one thing, I need to make clear it in case I have never made it clear previously, okay? On day one, my authorities will guarantee free meals for everybody. Day one, day one, clear ingesting water. On the primary day, you possibly can take pleasure in free housing for as much as 5 years.
Girls and gents, every little thing you possibly can think about and every little thing you want shall be accessible to all unlawful immigrants from day one.
Now, for Americans, for Americans, they received the abortions they have been promised.
Greg Gutfield: OK Again to you, Vice President Harris. You fail on many points. In the event you’re elected, how can voters make certain you will not proceed to do that?
“Kamala Harris”: Once more, I come from a middle-class household. My values have by no means modified on this regard. I have been speaking about my grass being inexperienced for a very long time. OK? As a former prosecutor, former state lawyer normal and Willie Brown’s predecessor, a shout out to my brothers and sisters, proper? (Harris’ bizarre snigger)
So I’ve to let you know as a former prosecutor, it’s a must to see each side of the state of affairs. Any good lawyer will let you know this. Trump, for those who can hear me, get a greater lawyer. (Harris’ bizarre snigger)
Greg Gutfield: Trump, do you need to reply?
“Donald Trump”: Frankly, I do know I can hear it as a result of my ears are bleeding. However she… no, come to consider it. She’s modified extra diapers than Joe Biden, proper? Nevertheless it’s unhappy. Very unhappy.
Greg Gutfield: Okay, final query, Mr. Trump. Your opponents declare you’re a menace to democracy. Are you able to clarify how they’re mistaken?
“Donald Trump”: Nicely, I might be a menace as a result of if I have been president once more, she would go to jail. Let’s name it a callback to my first debate.
However I’ll threaten you with a superb time. I am going to threaten you with a superb time. Low oil costs, low inflation, nobody however Chris Christie will eat cat and eat canine. Give it some thought.
Greg Gutfield: OK Vice President Harris, your response.
“Kamala Harris”: That man was a menace to the Capitol. He’s a menace to our Structure and a menace to Melania. He held the lady hostage. You possibly can’t change my thoughts. OK? We have to save her. We have to save her for the American folks. Now, he’s at risk. If you need these issues that he is speaking about, not free meals, free well being care, free every little thing with taxpayer {dollars}, then who to vote for. I am Kamala Harris and I approve this message.
“Donald Trump”: She’s drunk, Greg. She was drunk.
Greg Gutfield: Nicely, that was very informative. Thanks, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, everybody. Subsequent comes the check of pajamas consolation and magnificence.
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– Gutfield! (@gutfieldfox) October 11, 2024
